Pop Princess Britney Spears showed her sexy body in bikini in the Late Show with David Letterman as she counted down its Top Ten List on Tuesday. It was her first appearance since her surprise visit in the show last 2006. Brit counted down the “Top Ten Ways The Country Would Be Different If Britney Spears Were The President.”

10. I’d be the first president to wear eyeshadow since Nixon.

9. We would only invade fun places, like Cabo.

8. Free pie for everybody.

7. My situation room would be a cabana at the Palms Casino in Las Vegas.

6. I’d lure Osama out of hiding with the irresistible scent of my new fragrance Circus Fantasy.

5. Every presidential news conference would feature costume changes.

4. America might have a more coherent fiscal strategy.

3. Challenge U.S. to put nightclub on the moon by the end of the decade.

2. Three words: Vice President Diddy.

1. Finally the media would pay some attention to me.